If YOU’RE going to be condescending, at least be correct
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These people attempted to use the English language and failed so spectacularly, it’s a wonder they’re able to walk around without bumping into things or running into a Greyhound bus.

Whew. At least it wasn’t diabetes
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This one is so bad, it’s hard to follow
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You’re right
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Organisms are overrated
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Mmmm. Pizzer
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This hurts my brain
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I prefer human beans to pinto beans
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Don’t be so surly, man
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The school system failed this man
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What’s a “fing?”
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I had a friend that lack toast intolerant. He just hated not having toast
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Covering someone with fiberglass insulation is pretty rude, though
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I really, really, really hope her house didn’t smell like incest
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There are just so many reasons why you won’t
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BOOM
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Here’s hoping English was their second language
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